Attack By Chocolate Bar

Posted by David on August 04, 2009
Just For Fun

A man assaulted a service station attendant with chocolate bars, Parramatta Bail Court heard yesterday.

Peakhurts man Rex Payne allegedly threw Cherry Ripes, Crunchies, Picnics and Killer Pythons at an employee from the BP Service Station on the Princes Highway at Carss Park while in a drunken rage.

During the attack, he repeatedly demanded the employee call the police, saying he had been hit by a car.

Payne was arrested when the police arrived.

Police said Payne had recently inherited about $800,000.

Registrar Donna Evans granted Payne bail, warning him to stay away from the service station, adding “particularly the Crunchies, Cherry Ripes and Picnics”.

 

This “news” article was printed in The Sun Herald (one of Sydney’s major Sunday papers) on 10 August 2003.  Yes, 6 years ago.  While Diane and I were packing, we found the page which we’d removed from the paper and kept.

We take pack-rat-dom to a whole new level.

So, I’m now posting it here for two reasons :

1. we can now throw out that snippet of paper, and
2. we can continue laughing at how ridiculous this is, and the implication that inheriting $800,000 might send you into a drunken rage and attack people with chocolate…naturally.

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6 Comments to Attack By Chocolate Bar

Brunettekoala
August 4, 2009

In the owrds of that famous Aussie, Alf Stewart

'Flamin' mongrel!'

Hee hee, that is hilarious. I love the idea of someone going mental and attacking people with chocolate bars. Hope they were still ok to eat afterwards, otherwise I reckon they should be imprisoned for wastage of precious, precious chocolate. Having said that Aussie chocolate is a little weird because you put that chemical in it to stop it melting in your crazy hot weather……
:)

David
August 4, 2009

I always forget about that chemical we add. Diane and I are often talking about the differences between European and Oz chocolate, and that would be the main thing I guess.

It also explains why all the yummy Green & Black's that gets imported doesn't last quite as well here in summer….

Diane's favourite Alf phrase is "flamin' galah". Though she always sounds half-cockney trying to get the accent right. haha

Adam
August 5, 2009

well lets hope that neither of you inherit $800K because then I will become very worried.

Crystal Renaud
August 5, 2009

such a waste of perfectly good Cherry Ripe.

David
August 5, 2009

I know. And Diane likes Crunchies and Picnics too, so it was triple tragedy really…

David
August 5, 2009

we're scary enough already right?

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