White Girl Rap

Posted by David on April 03, 2009
Just For Fun, Vlog

…with additional offenses by a white boy slacker…

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27 Comments to White Girl Rap

Kris Sorensen
April 2, 2009

That's just wrong on so many levels… that's why it made me smile.

Crystal Renaud
April 2, 2009

"yeah" "yeah" — i am totally impressed with diane's rapping abilities. like fo shizzle. though, i am disappointed you didn't actually SAY "fo sho." and we didn't even have you say it last night. i can't believe i keep forgetting that.

omg, i'm dying over here.

david — what is wrong with your hands?

russhutto
April 2, 2009

Great flow! Got any lyrics to post?

russhutto
April 2, 2009

I disagree…this is just RIGHT on so many levels! Get crunk!

dave8
April 2, 2009

haaaaaa!!! diane's arm around the shoulder makes it for me – gangsta love.

Adam
April 2, 2009

Dude.. that is some CRAZY finger action you had goin on.
are you double jointed or something?

David
April 3, 2009

Of course it's wrong. All the videos on this site are wrong… Even when I do a worship confessional, it's wrong…

[youtube V3y3QoFnqZc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3y3QoFnqZc youtube]

David
April 3, 2009

As you may (or may not) have noticed, my TwitProfile says I'm the owner of freaky thumbs.

What it fails to expand upon is the fact the freakiness extends to the fingers as well. It just seemed appropriate. Or something.

David
April 3, 2009

I didn't even notice that when we were making it. How sad is that!!!

David
April 3, 2009

Freakishly so. Not only can I cross all my fingers like I did in this, I can also make my thumbs look like the McDonalds "big M".

Not sure why I didn't do both in the video. Next time.

Diane
April 3, 2009

Actually we DID say 'fo sho' last night. But it could've been during toilet break 243. Not sure.

Next time I'm making sure the camera is above me…chinny chin chins…ugggg :-(

David
April 3, 2009

And you nearly said shizzle in the rap too, but it just wasn't going to fit… So sad.

Meanwhile, you're gorgeous… xD

Crystal Renaud
April 3, 2009

no… for reals. your hands are freaking me out. i can do that too–double-jointed freakishness. but i had no clue how weird it looks. oh and you totally look high. diane, on the other hand…. beautiful! :)

David
April 3, 2009

Isn't she :D

Meanwhile, I have always done 'stoner' quite well. All my 'stoner' experience came from being in the chapel drama group at high-school.

I could keep digging this hole but I don't think I should continue…

And I'm so happy to have met another double-jointed-freak (?!) My hands have always freaked people out. o.0

JenniClayville
April 3, 2009

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FREAKIN' WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!

crittyjoy
April 3, 2009

David…your fingers? Your eyes? I am not sure I can look at you the same way again :P creepy.
Diane you can actually rap pretty darn well.

Overall….I concur with Jenni! OHMYFreakinWORD!

David
April 3, 2009

Who knew there was that much talent wrapped up in those hoodies… ?

Sorry, talent's the wrong word for me isn't it

Diane, on the other hand, can do most things well. She's a star ! B)

joseph
April 3, 2009

Great blog…found you thanks to pimp my post at Tams site

Crystal Renaud
April 3, 2009

my fourth or fifth time watching this now… and i can't look away. freakin' train wreck!!!

Crystal Renaud
April 3, 2009

i want to see a "making this video" post or video. fo sho.

David
April 5, 2009

Thanks for stopping by Joseph. Tam's Pimp My Post days are great fun…I've not made it round everyone this week (yet) because of a hectic weekend, but I love finding new blogs…so I'm heading to yours now.

PS…we're not this scary in real life…we're much much scarier ;)

David
April 6, 2009

Um…I'll leave a link to them. Here.

We (Diane) obviously did a little bit of editing to keep it G-rated though.

This whole thing came about after I was extolling the virtues of Diane's rap abilities to a friend (we'd done this song at karaoke once before), so we thought it only right that we share it here too. I still don't understand my thought processes.

David
April 6, 2009

Hahahaa!

The lyrics can be found at the link just here. Though these are the originals and not the doctored G-rated version.

And what Diane actually said was "stuffed it up" because she missed the timing and it got out of whack. :D

Pokinatcha
April 6, 2009

Can I put in a request for subtitles on the next rap video? I can understand the Aussie, but not the Irish rapper! I need a cheat sheet! I did catch suck it up! Great job I've watched it like 5 times now, I accept your apology and am looking forward when you take this gig on the road!o.0

Pokinatcha
April 6, 2009

See I told you!

mandy
April 13, 2009

How much wine did you all consume before you recorded this?

David
April 14, 2009

You think we need alcohol to get like this??

Actually, I hate to think what might happen if we actually did drink enough to get a bit tipsy……….

#Prorably nothing but sleep actually

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